when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
Daft Punk Are Playing With Themselves At My House
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most kawaii of them all?
someone, somewhere, right at this very moment is using flavored lube as salad dressing
when he asks if you want to 69, rotate the bed, cover his head with a paper bag, and yell “that’s numberwang!”