heartthrob:

wildwaterkingdom:

larvalhex:

LIAM NEESON SHAPED BOTTLE
ETSY DRUGS
WILL SMITH PAGEBOY HAIRCUT
BERENSTEIN BEARS LOTION
TYLENOL HD

was hitler the physically biggest nazi

brittle singles in nh

im DONE

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

y theonion:

Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August: Full Report

theonion:

Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August: Full Report

y unwrittennature:

Aerial view of a serene cove in Waikare Inlet, the Bay of Islands in the Northland region of the north island of New Zealand.By: Blaine Harrington

unwrittennature:

Aerial view of a serene cove in Waikare Inlet, the Bay of Islands in the Northland region of the north island of New Zealand.By: Blaine Harrington

Daft Punk Are Playing With Themselves At My House

y generalpandemonium:

kqedscience:

NASA Funds 3D Pizza Printer
“NASA has doled out a research grant to develop a prototype 3D printer for food, so astronauts may one day enjoy 3D-printed pizza on Mars.”

no but guys

generalpandemonium:

kqedscience:

NASA Funds 3D Pizza Printer

NASA has doled out a research grant to develop a prototype 3D printer for food, so astronauts may one day enjoy 3D-printed pizza on Mars.”

no but guys

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mothercoates:

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most kawaii of them all?

someone, somewhere, right at this very moment is using flavored lube as salad dressing

y moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

y deanisanactualprincess:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

mylumps:

Ring around a Rosie, Satanic circle homies 

chanting chanting we all fall down (into the pits of hell)

I feel like i just watched an episode of supernatural

deanisanactualprincess:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

mylumps:

Ring around a Rosie, Satanic circle homies 

chanting chanting we all fall down (into the pits of hell)

I feel like i just watched an episode of supernatural

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ask-hiccup-and-jack:

prussiass:

previouslysane:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

im not evne fucking joking

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I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years 

and will keep on laughing at it

cosmo tip #5024

when he asks if you want to 69, rotate the bed, cover his head with a paper bag, and yell “that’s numberwang!”